Mad Libs...Tony Snow Style

I decided to play a new game with Tony Snow's press conference bullshit. Since what comes out of his mouth is mostly garbled lies and spin...I have decided to change the words around. It is amazing that changing Saddam to Bush and Iraq to White House and Al-Qaida to Jeff Gannon comes out just as funny as the original!!!

Q Well, one more, Tony, just one more. Do you believe -- was President Bush connected to Jeff Gannon before the invasion?
MR. SNOW: The President has never said that there was a direct, operational relationship between the two, and this is important. Gannon was in the White House.
Q There was a link --
MR. SNOW: Well, and there was a relationship -- there was a relationship in this sense: Gannon was in the White House; male prostitutes were in the White House; they were operating, and in some cases, operating freely from the White House. But they did they he have a corner office at the White House? No. Were they getting a reach around in Bush's White House? No. There was no direct operational relationship, but there was a relationship. Gannon was in the White House, and I think you understand that the White House knew he was there. That's the relationship.