Reasons Why Bush Won't Meet with Cindy...

I posted these randomly on the Crawford Peace House Site:
Top reasons why Bush Won't meet with Cindy:
1. Jeff Gannon is supposed to call with the results of his "tests"
2. During a heated game, Karl Rove sunk his Battlehip
3. The world hates him and he is pouting.
4. He is up on the roof of the white house with duct tape trying to find that darn leak everyone is talking about.
5. The dog ate his homework that had the exit strategy on it.
6. Karl Rove has yet to tell him how to answer Cindy's questions.
7. He can't get that new Jessica Simpson song out of head..."These boots were made for Bombin'"
8. He just can't put down "My pet Goat". It just gets funnier and funnier everytime he reads it!!!
9. The twins are on another beer run
10. He can't spell Sheehan.
11. He is playing phone tag with Bob Novak.