GOP=SEX
http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_4268
OMG, now I understand. My latest "whatever it was" was a Republican. I know, lapse in judgement. But honestly, he is the love of my life. I just wish he knew how to vote. The shagging was intense and amazing. Now I know why.
I don't want to blog my sex life, gosh that would bore the crap out of ya'll. But I think from now on, when I want to have a meaningfull, intimate, honest relationship, I will choose a Democrat. If I just want to get my brains shagged out over and over all night long...definately a Republican.
I think I am over-sharing.....
posted by Shelly @ 6:23 PM
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God, I hope my x-husband doesn't read my blog.
LMAO..why not let the ex read it..he will then know you in your current state..was he a progressive or a repube?
Shells.I linked to you on my fluff blog regarding this article..it was funny as hell..
Since I am married to a repube..I can say with all honesty..
Not ALL repubes are good in the sack :P
I agree with the summation of why a Repuke may be good at an unfeeling slagging, but it doesn't pan out for me.
I only dated 1 Republican before I came to my senses and met my wonderful Dem husband... but my Repuke was TERRIBLE in bed. The WORST.
My husband has a theory on Dem vs Repukes: Dems always get caught in their sex scandals b/c their d***s are so big and they're so good in bed, the ladies just have to tell someone.
Repukes on the other hand, are almost always caught in closeted gay sex scandals, and both parties are so ashamed of the other that they're okay not mentioning it.
I have to agree with Tina. I think that article was trying to show how "manly" men (aka repukes) use women for sex and that that is supposed to be appealing... to...someone? It just grossed me out. Talk about juvenile!
And YES the republicans I've dated were the most unsexy icky lovers in the world... definitely not even close to the sexpot liberals I've had relationships with. (Helloooo, Sting and tantric sex? DOes THAT give you some idea?).
I'm willing to bet the author is sexually challenged in some way. Definitely emotionally challenged, in any case.
I think it is just supposed to be funny....
You had Sex with Sting Helen? You are my new best friend....
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