Tom Coburn...when doggie doo turns white....

Yep. I can't help it. I really don't understand this man. He is the physical manifestation of the exact moment doggie doo turns white.
I called his senate office in Tulsa to find out what is going on with the relief efforts in N.O.L.A. and Mississippi and to find out what Oklahoma was doing about it. I was rudely dismissed by his office staff who said..."this is a state issue, why don't you ask your democratic govorner" then he proceeded to tell me that Democrats have their morals all screwed up..blah..blah..blah..I told him I don't care about gay marriage...I don't care about Terry Schiavo...I care about these people in the hurricane damage not having potable drinking water. He proceeded to give me the conservative crap that Tom Coburn didn't have anything to do with this..blah, blah, blah. He told me he used to be a Democrat and would NEVER be one again cause we were all screwed up. I don't understand it. Do you have to be a republican to get answers from your republican representatives? Am I not allowed to call and ask questions of my goverment? Well, Dr. Tom Coburn, the gloves are off pal. You aren't up for re-election in 06, but you will feel the heat from my kitchen!!!! And, by the way, I called my democratic govorner and his office staff gave me the answers I was wanting...they are sending help to the affected areas....so go home Tom, have a mint julep and turn on your a/c....they aren't your problem...