Holy Crap this is Funny....
Thanks Helen, (the real Helen) I stole this from your blog. Yep. I am being a lazy butt today and decided to Copy. Paste. Blog. Thanks to Earl too.
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive"', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice, Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."
I added this:
George replies:
"Oh, OBL, you crazy bastard. Much love my Brother from another mother. Oh, BTW, shithead, thanks for the reason to kick Saddam's ass. The American people totally bought it! I would have had a hard time selling this freaking war if it wasn't for you! Im off to 'bunkport to do some fishing. Don't you go getting into more trouble now you hear? I sure would hate to have to "smoke you out". Remember when I said that? Damn that was a good 'un."
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posted by Shelly @ 5:16 AM
15 comments
15 Comments:
It would be funny if you weren't such a shit-ass writer. But hey, ya'll do what you can for the cause, babe!
Fake Helen. Real Helen has a picture dumbass.
Chimpanzee...go back to swinging from trees, being a closet homosexual and and greedy bastard republican.
You couldn't be more wrong on your identity guess.
who cares who you are, you are an identity theif. A no-good low-life theif.
BTW, "theif" is spelled "thief". Hey? Where did Drew's comment go?
I hope you're not censoring comments you, you, nazi-fascist.
It's Sasparilla/Chimp alright. He's probably crest-fallen that no one is commenting on his blog anymore. He always gives his identity away by correcting your spelling. What a nincompoop. In any case, it's fun watching his desperate downward spiral. Pretty pathetic, but funny, too.
Actually it is funny, cause "drew's" posts went to my email and were only up on my blog for a milisecond since I deleted it less than a minute after it was posted. So anony...you woudn't have known of the post unless you wrote it.
or you are a blog whore that just sits and stares at my blog. Pyscho.
Helen's right, this is a pretty crummy blog.
Then why are you here?
Go away.
Wow, Shelly. Someone's out to bug you. I say: Ignore. None of your blog pals (like me) say bad things about you OR your blog. Trust me when I say I will always maintain that you are very brave to speak out as you do.
I still think Sasparilla/chimp is behind all this. Man, talk about a loser. I went to check his recent posts because I like to send friends there (he is the living, perfect example of a knuckle-dragging rightwing whackjob), and I was laughing 'til I cried. Did you see the blood-spattered map of California? Did you see that he has deified himself because he got a letter-to-the-editor published?
I think he's off his meds or something.
When I have time, I'm going to redo my links to include a "humor" section. His will be on it. he's like the Onion only he's actually serious!
I just have been too lazy to do the work (I hate messing with the template code on blogger).
Wow... I didn't even get to read what I posted!
I don't expect my entry to last long. But you have certainly earned it. I want everyone who visits this wasteland of thought to read it too.
Shelly, you are not welcome @ EH anymore. A friend tipped me to your faux name entry on your blog and your under-handed personal attack. Honestly, I am not surprised. You can't keep up with me so you stoop to gimmicks.
We don't play juvenile shell games @ EH, we don't get personal, and we don't welcome those who aren't honorable enough to know the difference. You and that fascist Helen Wheels-Off are the worst sort of demented liberal trailer trash. Yeah, I caught her entries, too. You people don't care what lies you write or who you hurt. Fiction is fact to you and good people are mocked if they dare disagree with your inane party line.
You and your dimwitted blonde sycophant don't respect others because you don't respect yourselves. You prefer to mock people who believe in words like courage, discipline, and sacrifice. It's all a big joke to you.
That's why you fail professionally, personally, and emotionally. People like you, sooner or later, crash and burn.
Hmmm... EH, I seem to remember (but can't prove it because you've deleted your archives), a certain repartee between you and one Stephanie Rose, wherein I was called a whore (without any provocation whatsoever) and there were other cruel comments about my appearance and such. There were many made-up accusations and insults which had nothing to do with the discussion at hand. I noticed you deleted it after I pointed it out once. In short: You are a huge liar, hypocrite, and jerk.
Anyone can tell you are losing it. You won't let anyone respond to your blog blather or consult your archives. You think you are big stuff 'cause you have 2000 hits or something... do you know how small that actually is? Do you understand how counters even work? Gawd.
As far as crashing and burning, that appears to be your intention. And Bill O'Reilly's, too, coincidentally.
Oh and you have called both me and Shelly "sycophants." So, which one is it? Me or Shelly? We can't both be sycophants. Or do you just not know what it means?
Your mendacity astounds in that it's so easy to prove the opposite of what you claim. No personal attacks? That's all your entries consist of! Get a life.
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