Rush LIMPbaugh....

Oh, this is precious.....


WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (June 26) - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

Just for shits and giggles I called a couple of pharmacies and asked If I could get a prescription under alias or in someone else's name cause I was too embarassed about my condition. You know the answer. It is illegal to obtain or posess a prescriptive without a prescription. Period.
What the hell was Rush doing in the Dominican Republic with Viagra? Was he protecting the sanctity of marriage or are there some hookers in the D.R. with a story to sell?
Wonder if this violates his plea agreement wtih the D.A. on his doctor shopping and OxyContin charges?
Can you imagine if Rush does go to jail? Holy shit. 1) Im laughing my ass off. 2.) He is so getting fucked it isn't funny. The good thing is, with the Viagra....he will be ready to not only be the catcher, he will be happy to be the pitcher.
Wonder if that is why Daryn Kagan left his ugly fat disgusting ass! Who would fuck that anyway? Omigawd...
Damn I wish Bill Maher was back......he would be having a field day.
Shalom!