Mark Foley throws in his towel....

Mark Foley, aka Sick Bastard, resigned from Congress on Friday after some pretty seedy and frankly criminal emails/ IMs were uncovered. In the Instant Messages sent from Foley to an underage Congressional Page, Foley asks the CHILD to "measure it" referring to the Page's penis, and "where do you throw the towel", after the kid said he ejaculates into a towel, and obviously has a plaster cast fetish. I mean, who doesn't...?
First off, um, gross. We all know what the towel is for. We all know it goes DIRECTLY into the laundry. Don't want to mix it up with the hand towels or wash cloths or the towel you wrap your wet hair up in....yuck.
I imagine when the Page's mom read the IM's she was pissed thinking...."did that little shit use my lavender guest towels for 'happy time'?" Well, I guess it makes more sense than a blue dress.....
So, pending an FBI criminal investigation that will use the same laws that Foley participated in the formulation of, Foley could go to federal prison for a long time.
Foley has been heroed by the Left at times for his pro-gay agenda and for standing up for gay rights. He is endorced by the Log Cabin Republicans, who I hear throw FABULOUS parties.
Although he has had some liberal moments when voting for abortion laws and gay issues like adoption and same sex marriage, he is VERY republican and votes with conservatives most of the time.
The House Majority leaders KNEW there was a problem with Foley. But with all the Abramoffin' going on in Congress, the leaders decided to let this little fish go and try to save what little dignity they had. Remember when DeLay quit and Dreier was up for the job? (no pun intended) The GOP couldn't handle a closeted, gay man being Majority leader. Party planner, YES, Majority leader, NO.
Could you imagine a House with Dreier and Foley as leaders?? They would be playing Village People over the PA system, putting up pictures of Liza and Barbara all over the place and having their Pages walk around looking like Cabana boys. Throw in a Gannon or two and we have a full on Rainbow Coalition, if you catch my drift.
It sure is fun to watch these Repukes self-distruct.....
Bring it on Rover....I'm wating for your October surprise.....