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Thursday, October 27, 2005

Bush To Nominate Next Person Who Walks Through Door

Bush To Nominate Next Person Who Walks Through Door
October 27, 2005

WASHINGTON, DC—After Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination for the Supreme Court Thursday, President Bush announced that he will nominate the next person who walks through his door. "I assure the American people that the next person who enters my field of vision will be a highly qualified candidate of unimpeachable character, with a solid record, and--what's more--a good heart," Bush said. As of press time, 17 people were waiting outside the door, including the president's daughter Jenna, and special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald

(from www.theonion.com )

16 Comments:

At Thursday, October 27, 2005 9:22:00 PM, Blogger Mike M said...

LOL. I can't decide which is funnier, the onion story or the knitting instructions comment spam...

 
At Friday, October 28, 2005 5:20:00 AM, Blogger Google HiJacked My Site said...

Oh, bummer for the left. There were was no "Rove Indictment" under the Fitzmas Tree. Time to open up those wrists?

Dum-de-dum-dum! There is a song in my heart and a spring in my step!

 
At Friday, October 28, 2005 6:10:00 AM, Blogger Shelly said...

you are excited cause the VP's office (which leftists have been saying all along) is involved in cover-up, corruption, criminal activity, perjury (and we know how you right-asses love perjury charges...they are enough to bring impeachment agaist the greatest president in history), all stemming from a war that was fought by Cheney for Cheney? Do you really get off on the VP being the lowest piece of crap on the Earth? The blood of the fallen is on his hands, and the tainted money in his pocket. Scooter Libby couldn't wipe his nose without the VP telling him which side to start with...Cheney will end up going down eventually. Bush isn't smart enough to pull off all this crap. Bush couldn't figure out a cheese sandwich if you spotted him the pumpernickle and provolone...

 
At Friday, October 28, 2005 7:44:00 AM, Blogger Mike M said...

I thought the war was created by Rove? Which one is it? You know we won, right? =)

 
At Friday, October 28, 2005 7:54:00 AM, Blogger Shelly said...

that is right....Mission Accomplished! if you look at the bottom of that stupid banner it really says this:
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
we are all screwed...

 
At Friday, October 28, 2005 9:48:00 AM, Blogger Mike M said...

right, that's why Iraq has a functioning peaceful democratic government now with 95% of the country enjoying the highest standard of living they have had in more than 35 years. No war in history has been without cost, but considering all the wars in the last century, Iraq was the quickest, most decisive, with the fewest casualties and the fastest reconstruction...hardly "we're all screwed" as some would like to believe

 
At Saturday, October 29, 2005 11:20:00 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Mike, how is no electricity or running water a higher standard? How is rampant drug use (which didn't exist before) and more terrorism better living? What world are you in? Jesus, read a paper/watch some real news. Are you watching Faux again? I think so. Why don't you go dig up the pics of bloody, dead, or injured kids to see just how "wonderful" Iraqis have these days. Gawd.

 
At Sunday, October 30, 2005 5:20:00 PM, Blogger Mike M said...

I got tired of listening to CNN obsess over body counts without telling us both sides of the story.

I'm not going to bother to detail stuff here, but rather check my blog on today's entry, and go to Good News from the Front for more info.

 
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