OOOHHH.......S M A C K !!!!!!!!!
Today, George Bush was the most uncomfortable white guy in the world.
He got a bitch slap with a side of "oh, no you didn't" at the King funeral today. How nice for Bush to have to step outside the protective Rove Condom and face reality.
From the HuffPo:
... both Bush and his father winced as they sat behind the pulpit and heard the Rev. Joseph Lowery, who co-founded the Southern Christian Leadership Conference with Martin Luther King Jr., take several jabs at foreign and domestic policies.
"We know there were no weapons of mass destruction over there, but Coretta knew and we knew there are weapons of misdirection right down here," Lowery said, complaining that were far too many in the U.S. are living in poverty and without health care insurance.
"For war, billions more, but no more for the poor," Lowery continued, a take-off of a lyric from the song "A Time to Love" which drew a roaring standing ovation.
Whew...how uncomfortable.... It gets worse for Dubya...
The audience showed where its allegiance lay when former
President Clinton and his wife, Sen.Hillary Rodham Clinton came to the podium to wild cheers and a long standing ovation. He opened by saying that he was honored to be with the other former presidents. Someone in the crowd yelled out, "Future president!" in reference to his wife's possible 2008 bid.
"We can honor Dr. King's sacrifice,"
Bill Clinton said. "We can help his children fulfill their legacy. ... Every one of us are in a way the children of Martin Luther and Coretta Scott King."
DANG.......
posted by Shelly @ 1:37 PM
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Georgey Boy got the business end of that smack...he even looks squirmish. And Laura looks like she is about to get downright old school on Lowry's ass....
lol
I LOVE IT!!!
I bet Laura had to take double doses of Xantax after that experience.
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I like coming here because it's so peaceful and quiet. No one ever visits.
BTW. Does Helen's "creep" come in a bottle or does she exude it naturally? C'mon, you can tell me... it'll be just between us.
Helen,
See the "comment deleted" post? Since I have all posts emailed to me, I got it before Humanzee could delete it.
Here is what he wrote:
" I like coming here because it's so peaceful and quiet. No one ever visits.
BTW. Does Helen's "creep" come in a bottle or does she it exude naturally? C'mon, you can tell me... it'll be just between us girls. "
Should he try to tell you he didn't, I can forward you the email from him. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
"JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS???"
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Oh, my. Talk about yet another freudian slip. He's full of them. You know all about the Brokeback Mountain thing... vaseline on the door handles and all that.
Someone needs to get himself to a therapist, PDQ, and straighten out his gender issues. Maybe that's why he's so cranky and hateful.
Does he mean "creepiness"? 'Cause "creep" is a noun. I can BE a creep, but I don't have one. Unless you want to call this spider that has built on my web a creep. Then THAT could be my creep.
I think Sassy means "creepiness." He needs a dictionary AND a therapist.
I meant built a web on my balcony... if you didn't figure that out :)
Edumacate Yersef:
repulsed said...
You're a spineless chimpanzee, Esperanto, Espenella, whatever name you are hiding behind these days. Helen Wheels has more character, more courage than you will ever have. Despite the fact that you come here and assault her views on a daily basis,she has never banned you. You persistently troll here, although you engage in the self delusion that YOU NEVER do such things as trolling, using that mechanism of denial as a convenient excuse to BAN ANYONE who DARES to come to YOUR BLOG and thereby INSULT you, by providing arguments you cannot dispute, leaving you completely helpless to intelligently fight back. The ONLY mechanisms your simple mind can use to fight against the higher life forms' logic, is to summon your redneck 'friends' in to participate in name calling, and then if that fails, to ban the logical person(s) from ever posting logic on your site again. If that fails, you resort to the schoolyard, crybaby bully tactics of "I'm going to report you to so and so", usually the person's ISP provider.
All the while, doing so under the pretext that this person is 'stalking' you for some 'personal' reason, when in reality, they are just trying to show you that your thinking is screwed up. But your weak, Crow Magnum brain can't tolerate that sort of insubordination from a woman, can it now? Prove you are a man, and that your friends aren't just simple minded name calling, bullies by lifting all the numerous bans you have placed on all who disagreed with you over the last couple of years. Or just stick to your spineless, little weiner man ways, and hide behind your "I'm going to tell on you, if you if you come anywhere near me" ways, which is your standard little schoolyard bully MO.
I hope Helen Wheels gets wise, and bans you, forcing you to go find someone else to pick on during all those lonely hours at home you have, while your wife is out bringing home the bacon for you.
10:19 PM, February 12, 2006
"MAN UP" Espella Humanzee, and practice what you preach.
repulsed | 02.13.06 - 12:41 am | #
I'm repulsed, as all liberal AND conservative women should be. Don't allow the BIG EGO any more room to expand.
For all who are interested. This is the original post of mine, that got me banned from the 'manly' Espella/Esperanto's site:
Man’s Social Evolutionary Tree
In the beginning, man was brutish, nasty, quite stupid, and a poor conversationalist. Cro-magnum man, as he was known, soon found out that such appearance and demeanor did not bide well with the ladies. So, before he could evolve such things as manners and brains, he relied on the next best thing, and made it with the ladies by, well, making off with the ladies. This rather rude sort of behavior soon invoked much peer pressure, which soon turned into evolutionary pressure. Man thus evolved a larger brain that allowed him the means to entice (and often con) the ladies with pretty phrases and even prettier promises. As man discovered the seductive powers of language, he became cultured. Another offshoot developed which celebrates the more macho qualities of the homo sapiens. This sub-species, several of which have been excavated in Hawaii, have been dubbed cro-magnum P.I.
Although most biologists trace man’s lineage to ape-like primates, a less supported school of thought has seriously contested this notion, and presumes that man did not evolve from primates at all, but from a line of very ancient major appliances. This line of reasoning derives from the work of Ingemar Crawdadski, who in his excavation of the Jellystone rift in Wyoming discovered the partial remains of ancient appliances near fossilized campsites, barbecue pits, and volleyball poles. Since no human bones were found amid the remains. Crawdadski was forced to conclude that our common ancestors included Proctor-Silex toaster ovens and port-o-lets. Crawdadski was latter committed in 1987.
As man evolved, he reveled in his newfound wisdom, and lest the female of the species get a hold of that wisdom, and spoil all his newfound fun, he consigned her to a life of knitting, bread kneading, and baby making. This was the age of classical Greece, where in the words of the great philosopher Plato, "a woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke". So by being kept thoroughly ignorant, women learned their place. Unfortunately, although woman was now docile and submissive, she was also stupid, and nothing puts a greater damper on a night out on the town than a stupid date. The classical man of course had a cure for this, and developed several genetic offshoots that could adapt better to this barren social scene. These sub-species were called homo-intoxicus and hom-sexualis.
Homo-intoxicus and homo-sexualis have preserved the Greek way to this day, and continue to survive in various socio-economic niches. Homo-intoxicus can be found gathered in various ‘fraternity’ houses that border college campus’s, while the homo-sexualis’ favorite environment is select wateringholes in major cities. Both species congregate among themselves for mutual support and comfort, but for very different reasons that the reader may easily infer.
Classical man soon tired of his intellectual pretense and reverted back to the brutish good old days, when a man was a man and a woman wondered why. Woman took a dim view of these rude carryings on, since after all, these were the dark ages. As the fashions of civilizations changed, man rediscovered religion, and discovered social diseases. These discoveries spurred great feelings of guilt when he was among the ladies, so he remedied his bad feelings by simply removing the ladies. Out of sight out of mind was the motto, and Puritan man, as he was known then, could get about his business with the sure knowledge that the evil temptations stimulated by the female form could hardly arise if she were shrouded, cloistered, and otherwise put in domestic storage.
Over the centuries, Puritan man mellowed considerably, and the final variation of this sub-species endures almost to this day. This subspecies was the evolutionary by product of a frightful era when men want about in armored contraptions that seemed like motorized dinosaurs, and crashed into and pulverized each other for God and country. This was of course the ‘modern’ era, when man covered himself with mud, rubble, and glory. All that glory somehow made is seem worthwhile, and whether a man was a conquering hero, or if he was a German or Japanese, a conquered hero, you could be sure that the ladies in their general relief certainly weren’t going to give him a hassle when he came marching home. The post-war man, which we shall call G.I. Joe, took his wartime lessons to heart, and became a captain of industry who lorded over this family like a benevolent despot, and lived in a home which also doubled as his castle.
All was well with the world until G.I. Joe, benevolent and ingenious fellow that he was invented such wonderful little devices such as toaster ovens, washing machines, and frozen food. Women suddenly had a lot of free time, and through a seemingly innocent pursuit of education, they became increasingly restless, and began to present a lengthening series of demands to their erstwhile lord and master. Soon, peasant revolts spread throughout the land, and a high divorce rate caused many a castle to crumble to the ground. G.I. Joe refused to change his haughty and dominating posture, and surrender his throne to those female upstarts. Although he had hardly changed, he became known now as the Male Chavinist Pig, and soon many women avoided his company for less porcine and more sensitive mates. Now women, by virtue of their growing power and influence, took charge of the evolutionary tree, and selected men who were sensitive, considerate, had tiny little testicles, and who looked like either Alan Alda or Phil Donahue. However, the most intelligent women were too busy creating their own little castles to find time to mate, and pretty soon the world was filled with the offspring of sensitive men and stupid women. By the end of the 21st century, mankind has completely dies out, leaving behind a rich legacy of culture, and of course, major appliances. And so, the wheel of evolution came totally around, and the process began anew.
11:01 PM, February 12, 2006
The above post was made almost a month ago. Several of 'manly's' redneck friends were in shock. It described them ever so accurately. Since 'manly' cannot exist without the support of his redneck friends, he quickly deleted and banned the post, along with the items for debate that accompanied it. Since then, every logical dispute, on 'manly's' site, has also been banned and deleted as the above was. The very best debates 'manly' and his friends have to offer are insults, and if that fails, a ban. Out of sight, out of mind, is still the MO of these simple 'men'.
Uh... OK?
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