Please God, tell me we are still at yellow... (whew!)

I have noticed I don't see the Threat Level Color Coded chart much these days. Did Chertoff chunk it in the White House trash to opt for a new "hip" way of scaring the shit out us? Maybe you can download something to your IPod?
This was the way the Department of Homeland Security was keeping us "awares" at all times just exactly what our threat level was. I remember it mostly stayed at yellow. Which is a nice, safe, easy to digest color. Made me feel alright inside. I remember seeing it scroll across the bottom of CNN alerting us to impending doom at orange or God forbid red, or balancing our chi at yellow..I don't ever remember it being at blue or green.
Or did DHS get rid of it cause it is 'oh so gay' rainbow??? This over-homophobic administration probably thought its obvious pro-gay color chart was interferring with very anti-gay propaganda. I think I am on to something here.....