Top 10 Signs you are a Gay Cowboy....
10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing, It's Raining Men.
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances with Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steer.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your ranch is in LA
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse....
posted by Shelly @ 8:45 AM
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*Sniff* You had me at "Howdy."
Oh and speaking of gay men, Sasparilla has sunk to a new low (she really should come out of the closet, and get some anger management as well):
Betty Jo's Science Experiment
He is really obsessed with dildos and the like. What a sickie!
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