Cheney Shoots Cupid....
Happy Valentines Day Everyone, but don't expect Cupid's arrow to hit you in the ass. While on a hunting trip this morning, Dick Cheney accidently shot Cupid while mistakenly thinking that he was being threatened with an arrow. The heartless Cheney was unaware of the Love-based holiday, and thought Cupid was a member of Code Pink.
Cupid is expected to recover fully.
posted by Shelly @ 6:38 AM
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4 Comments:
Holy shit! Dick killed Cupid!!!
You BASTARD!!!
Ha ha! Cute, Shelly.
Hey - go over to Sasparilla's site! He devotes and entire TICKER TAPE to me.
Man, he has it bad. Poor sucker.
Shelly, just a note for Helen. It seems she is made of the same stuff as Sassy after all...I am banned from her site now.
Don't underestimate "Melanie", Helen. "Melanie" has also written other pieces on gays, on other blogsites. You wouldn't be appalled at these. It could very well be that "Melanie" knows how "Sassy" will react in any given circumstance, which is A SURE SIGN OF A CLOSED MIND. Closed minds are very predictable. I don't think "Melanie" likes "Sassy" at all, not one tiny bit. She knows his porcine ways too well. She knows exactly how to set the trap for the "Sassy" beast. (Sorry for offending beasts.)
Also, what "Sassy" failed to consider is that everyone does not post from their 'home', or 'personal' computer. Usually, you will get the same range of IP's from the same computers. Sometimes people share computers. Also, anyone connecting to a remote, shared system, such as a corporate network, will have varying IP's at times, and at other times, will have the exact same IP as someone else who posted from within the same corporate network. All of these people can be very far away from the tracking location. Is it quite likely that people within the same corporate network, know each other, and all despise "Sassy?" Yes.
Like minded people think alike, therefore write alike.
Usually like minded people share certain items, if only for 'entertainment' purposes, such as blogs. "Sassy" stopped being entertaining a long time ago. "Melanie" first caught on to his hypocrisy, when he posted a late night message to her last fall, shortly before Christmas, asking her to send him his email address. The message read "What a coincidence, I can't sleep, and you're up late. You really must send me your email address, so we can communicate outside of this venue." The drool was dripping off the screen. Makes ya wonder, don't it? Of course, "Melanie" immediately thought about his trusting wife, no doubt sleeping innocently. Then she wondered if there really was a wife, and thought perhaps he was just using his blogsite as a way to meet "babes." Then she started looking into his archives. (At that time he still left the posts, others had made on his site, in his archives. But all that changed...) The evidence of 'babe tracking' she discovered was revolting. Oh yes, he deleted others' posts in his archives shortly thereafter.
Just a note - no one is EVER banned from my site. So, maybe you just had trouble logging in? I think that happens sometimes on blogger. (FYI: I don't know how to ban anyone! Not automatically. And I have only deleted posts when the author requests it, usually in the case of an accidental double-post).
And, if you are going to post things you don't really think, just to get a reaction (e.g., the derogatory comment about gays) you better be prepared for the fallout.
That being said, you are welcome anytime, as is everyone else. Whoever you are, "Melanie" or whomever else you write as, I am happy to address your posts as they come, as I have in the past.
I honestly hope you can get past trying to "change" Sasparilla though. He's just an idiot. I like to set him off too, since it's so easy, but I won't do it at the expense of writing things I don't agree with (anti-gay or misgynistic slurs).
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