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Monday, November 27, 2006

Inhofe...yesterday's man.

You know your political career is pretty much over when:
a. Arnold says your theories are from the "Stone Age"
b. You call global warming one of the worst hoaxes purported upon the American people
c. Your name is Senator Jim Inhofe
d. All of the above.

I missed a good Meet the Press Sunday. Russert used Inhofe's stupid ass statements about global warming as an example of what is hurting the Repuke Party.
Inhofe is definately an idiot. There is no question about that. The real question should be is why the Republicans are just now catching on.

I have a feeling if the two retards who represent Oklahoma in the senate (Senator "Oil companies in my back pocket" Inhofe and Senator "Anti-abortion abortionist" Dr. Coburn) had been up for re-election this round, they would be packing their wagons to head back to the Sooner State.

Oklahoma can do better than those two talking single brain celled organisms...

Monday, November 13, 2006

Beautiful Day....

I have been gone for a while...!! You know, being part of Ted Haggard's "Spiritual Restoration" team has kept me VERY busy...

Tuesday was a referendum on the bullshit. Not on Bush, not on the war, not on evangelicals. It was a referendum on the American people's tolerance for bullshit.
But, the Bullshit Chart, which looks an awful lot like Homeland Security's Gay Rainbow chart, was at an all time high at "Give me a fucking break" Red on Wednesday when Bush announced the post-election surprise of firing Rumsfeld. That was the closest thing to an Exit Strategy we have had since March 2003.
Had the Repukes won, Rummy would still be sleeping under his desk at the Pentagon, George Costanza style. Don't for one minute think the President got an ephiphany and decided to do the right thing. He got scared.
With the Democrats in power in the House and Senate, Bush and Rummy would have some 'splainin' to do.
Next week, I expect the announcement that Cheney is leaving office for medical reasons or the ever-so popular "spending time with his family" excuse.
Oversight is a bitch, and this administration has been without Oversight for too long.
Looking forward to January....
Let the Hearings....BEGIN!!!!!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Haggard's appology.....

"I am so sorry for the circumstances that have caused shame and embarrassment for all of you," he said, adding that he had confused the situation by giving inconsistent remarks to reporters denying the scandal.
"The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality. And I take responsibility for the entire problem. I am a deceiver and a liar. There's a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life," he said.

He prayed on Oct. 29th that "lies would be exposed" that "deceptions would be exposed" while praying for the elections coming on Tuesday. listen to the first minute of "Prepare the way for God to chose you."

Classic...I guess you do get what you pray for.

Can't get Enoufh of Teddy Bear Haggard....

"I am proud of Ted for being honest and coming clean," said Patton Dodd, who helped Haggard write seven books and who serves as Christianity editor for Beliefnet, a religious news website.

Are you kidding me? Haggard didn't come clean, he got CAUGHT! Coming clean would be:

Haggard: "you know, I have had immoral, gay, steamy, hot, sexual relations with a gay prostitute in Denver while cranked out on Meth. Please forgive me and my hypocritical asshat self."
Congregation: gasp!

A monthly "massage" (wink wink nudge nudge) for three years isn't indescretion. That is a conscience choice.
The only "coming clean" on Haggard's part came after the "Jeff Gannon of Colorado Springs" came forward and busted "Art".
So, Haggard did not come clean and admit his "indescretions". In fact, he denied repeatedly the accusations of Mr. Jones. When Haggard found out that Mr. Jones had kept "Art"'s voice mails, then Haggard decided the truth would set him free.
Just remember....those Sunday mornings when Haggard was bashing gays and "tossing" his holier-than-thou attitude around, he was coming down from a Meth high and a "massage"from his gay prostitute the night before.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Ass Clown Haggard

More on the Haggard/Jones story.
Haggard said he got Jones' name from a hotel in Denver. He did not name the hotel. "I did call him," Haggard said. "I called him to buy some meth, but I threw it away.
"I was buying it for me, but I never used it. I was tempted, I bought it, but I never used it.
"He told me about it. I went there for a massage."

Phone message from Haggard to Jones:
"Hi Mike, this is Art," one call began. "Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply."

"Arthur" is Pastor Haggard's middle name.
If he didn't use the meth and just threw it away, why would "we" want to "get any more."?
To throw it away again?
That dog don't hunt.....
In the last post I said that I am sure Haggard will use the Clinton-esque "didn't inhale" excuse. Damn I hate it when I am right!!!
But he said he went there for a "massage".... Yeah, and Monica visited the oval office for a smoke.
He might have gone there for a massage....but he got all cranked out of his mind and had skanky man-on-man dirty sex.

More Haggard...

I just can't stop laughing at this story!! It just shows the emense hypocrisy of the Republican Right Winged nut jobs out there.
Here are some funnies from the Huffington post....

"Before you called the ManHo for a hummer Pastor, did you ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"

"When he was with this guy, he was only seeking "the naked truth" and "the bare facts". He knows that his denial is "difficult to swallow," and that this "hole" thing "leaves a bad taste in your mouth". . . . but I am NOT going to tell the joke about the difference between a refrigerator and Ted Haggart ! NOPE ! WON'T DO IT ! DON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING !"

"NO, Brother Haggard, we are NOT going replace the hymns with a Village People medley . . . . "

"Rev. Dr. Ted Haggard: "Mike Jones and I had sex for three years. AND BOY IS MY _ _ _ _ TIRED." . . . ha ha . . . funny, NO ?"

"Indiscretions??? Indiscretions???The rest of the gay population is going to Hell for eternity, but the good Pastor has indiscretions?? Wow!!"

"As a gay man myself, I can honestly say that I never saw Mr. Haggard at any of the frequent meetings we queers have to plot the gay agenda.However, we do have this happenin' back room where it is possible Mr. Haggard spent most of his time.... "

"Is Rev. Dobson behind Rev. Haggard?" chuckle..

Ted Haggard's Blue Dress

You can't hide your "gayness" from God.
Yet another gay scandal from the radical right has reared its ugly head. After Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, clung to the everlasting arms and claimed his "innocence", he then backpeddled and admitted SOME of what his accuser said was accurate. Which part? The DRUGS part or the skanky man on man sex part. I personally hope it is the gay sex thing. I love watching rethuglicans squirm. So, if it was drugs it would be, "he smoked it but didn't inhale". If rauncy gay sex, "he sucked but didn't swallow."
I think they can handle druggies and alcoholics, hell we have one as President! But steamy hot man on man action makes them all a little too sweatty. And frankly, maybe a little HOT? Huh Hastert? Foley? Drier? GANNON?
I personally can't wait for the likes of Jeff Gannon, Mr. Gay-Prostitute-turned-Republican-talking-moron, and Ann Coulter, Ms. (or is it Mr.) I-am-too-stupid-to-vote-in-the-right-pricinct, to come out saying that this is a Democratic smear against gay people. They tried that with Foley. It is like they are a bunch of shit throwing monkeys just hoping something sticks.
I used to wonder what the big deal with "gay" marriage was. I can see the fanatics on the Christian right trumping the Jesus card and saying it is "against God's plan". Well, so is divorce, adultry, and numerous other things the people sitting in the pew to the left, right, in front or behind you don't get on the bandwagon for. I now think the Rethuglicans who are so against gay marriage are just wanting to keep all the free range tail out there so there is more to bang. The less committed relationships, the better off for the closeted reach-arounders.
It is all starting to make sense now.
If I could only figure out just how Jeff Gannon got press passes with no creditentials, no journalism experience, and under an alias---
But I think that I am piecing that puzzle together with a little Rove...
You think Karl is a pitcher or catcher?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Global Warming Proof Even a Republican Can Comprehend.....