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Saturday, April 29, 2006


Classic Colbert tonight at the White House Correspondent's Dinner. Stephen was amazing and I laughed through the whole thing. I watched it live on C-span and you could see that the president wasn't too amused.
Who cares!! The TRUTHINESS hurts Mr. President. Maybe The Shurb didn't realize that Colbert was a PARODY!!! Maybe he actually thought Colbert was a Repube...

The best part was at the end when he was doing his skit about being the Press Secretary. He had a "Gannon" button on his podium...I died!!!!!!

Read more about this performance that you won't be able to avoid hearing about tomorrow on:

Another Bush Appointee....Another Criminal.....

WASHINGTON, April 28 — Dr. Lester M. Crawford, the former commissioner of food and drugs, is under criminal investigation by a federal grand jury over accusations of financial improprieties and false statements to Congress, his lawyer said Friday.
The lawyer, Barbara Van Gelder, would not discuss the accusations further. In a court hearing held by telephone on Thursday, she told a federal magistrate that she would instruct Dr. Crawford to invoke his Fifth Amendment right against compelled self-incrimination if ordered to answer questions this week about his actions as head of the Food and Drug Administration, according to a transcript of the hearing.
The criminal investigation was disclosed at a court hearing in a lawsuit over the F.D.A.'s actions on the emergency contraceptive Plan B, a subject of bitter contention during Dr. Crawford's tenure as acting commissioner and commissioner. After the pill's maker, Barr Laboratories, applied three years ago to sell the pill over the counter, the agency repeatedly delayed making a decision on the application.

The pond is getting smaller and smaller...the two big fish are still out there...waiting the hook of impeachment to snag their upper lip and reel 'em in....

Thursday, April 27, 2006

"....the money is on the nightstand...."

Along with the rest of the country, I am getting a good SHAGGING at the gas station. I drive alot, not because I chose to, but because I live in more "rural" part of the country where we don't have public transportation and we do have to drive to go to work, the store, etc.

When I saw this article, the first thing that came to my mind was "do the Republicans think the American public are a bunch of whores? Does the goverment think a hundred bucks on the nightstand will make up for the last few years of getting screwed at the pump?"

I'm not a prostitute and I don't know what the going rate is, but I know a hundred bills isn't going to be near enough. Not for a five years of this crap. Time to call in the GOP's favorite man whore, Gannon/Guckert. "Say, Jeff? what's the going rate for a good fuck up the ass by a republican?"

Monday, April 24, 2006

President Bush today said he had tried to avoid war with Iraq "diplomatically to the max."

Bush then added:
"I totally did. I was all, 'Saddam, do you have WMDs?'. Saddam was like 'no man'. I was all 'are you sure?'. And then Saddam was like 'yeah'. And then I was all 'really?' and then Saddam was all 'no shit man.' I was like, Saddam, if you are fucking with me I am going to like go off on your ass'. And Saddam was all, 'no man, I don't have shit.' I shit you not, that is how it went down "
To the max.

Geez...I had no idea that The Shrub was a valley girl.......

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Earth Day 2006

Would someone please tell our President that Global Warming IS real and that although it does need more study, it also needs more action. Thanks to this administration turning back clean air standards and enviromental regulations in order to please the polluting corporations such as gas companies and energy companies, our air is filthier, our water is undrinkable in some cases and our wildlife is suffering. has some interesting facts on Global Warming.

2005 was the hottest year on record according to NASA

100% Increase in intensity and durationof hurricanes and tropical storms since the 1970's, according to a 2005 MIT study.

2030 Year by which Glacier National Park will have no glaciers left, according to the U.S. Geological Survey predictions.

400,000 Square miles of Arctic sea ice that have melted in the last 30 years (roughly the size of Texas)

15%- 37% Amount of plant and animal species that global warming could wipe out by 2050.

Rank of the United States as a global warming pollutercompared to other large nations? NUMBER 1

Number of former U.S. Environmental Protection Agency leaders who say the U.S. is not doing enough to fight global warming? 6

Number of bills passed by Congress to cut global warming pollution? ZERO

Friday, April 21, 2006

Veep Sleep.....

Shit! You mean Bush was running the country for a few minutes?

Comment by blogenfreude on
April 21, 2006 @ 10:25 am

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

King George...."The Decider"

"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation," the president told reporters in the Rose Garden. "But I'm the decider and I decide what's best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."

This guy is clinically disturbed.
Let's dissect this statement...Shall we?
"I hear the voices".....the ones in your head?
"I read the front page" fucking shit? You read?
"..I'm the decider".....well, the constitution says you aren't...who said you were? And by the way, Tricky Dick makes the decisions doesn't he? Thinking with your Dick only works to get you through high school...
"..I decide what's best." .....zieg heil!
And the last statement is just fucking ridiculous!

This is why The Shrub, Turd Blossom, Tricky Dick, Rumsfailed, and the whole lot of them
have to be held accountable for their treasonous actions, lies, and the demise of thousands of American soldiers, Katrina victims, etc.
BushCo needs to be in Gitmo.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Thank you Dusty....

Dusty had this picture on her blog.....
I have laughed so hard, I thought I was going to pee.....
Grab the Depends!!!

Top 10 Signs you are a Gay Cowboy....

10. Your saddle is Versace.

9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing, It's Raining Men.

8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'

7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia

6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.

5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances with Men.

4. You've been lassoed more times than most steer.

3. You're wearing chaps, yet your ranch is in LA

2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.

1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse....

Monday, April 03, 2006

DeLay Drops Out!!!

Oh, I am so glad I don't have to see this bastards smug face this election year!!!!

Oh holy crap......this was funny...

Randi Rhodes (love her btw) referred to George Bush as "PigPen" from the Peanuts gang. She said, "he reminds me of PigPen! Everywhere he goes there is this swirl of dirt around him!"
She was referring to:
Katrina, NSA wiretapping, Plame, his lying staff, etc., etc.

Help Wanted.....

Press Secretary. Needs to be good liar, not detail oriented.
No references needed. Will train. Will train very well. Will use medication if necessary.
Must be able to deflect questions, give prescribed answers, Lie like a dog.

Filthy, Stinky, Fu$king Rich!!!!

Guess who is in the top 10 of the Fortune 500 for 2006?
1. Exxon Mobile
2. Wal-Mart
3. General Motors
4. Chevron
5. Ford Motors
6. Conoco Phillips
7. General Electric
8. Citigroup
9. AIG
10. IBM
Doesn't it make you sick? 3 out of 10 are gouging us at the pumps. These bastards had to go before the Senate last year and not under oath explain why they are making so much money.
Bend over America and take it up the gas tank. These pricks are laughing at us all the way to the bank. Rolling back enviromental standards and trumping up a shortage has allowed these friends of the Shrub to rake it in.
And since the Fortune 500 is ranked just based on revenue, not assets, this is just pure frickin' profit.
That reminds me, I am almost on empty.....
Peace Ya'll.....

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Gannon Bloggin'

Okay kiddies. It has been a while since I checked in on my favorite former White House Press Corp Correspondent and Talon News "reporter" Jeff Gannon over at
Here is his latest post:
Satan's PR Shop Say Prayer Ineffective
The Godless horde at the New York Times is trumpeting a MEDICAL STUDY that "proves" prayer has no impact on healing.
There you have it, Satan's mouthpiece says prayer is useless.
Posted by: Jeff Gannon
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Or can I call you James? Okay, Man whore, whatever floats you.....
Here is a man who under alias got a DAILY PASS (hard to come by for REAL REPORTERS) to the White House Press corp, was a former GAY MALE PROSTITUTE and lobbed soft balls (no pun intended) at the president such as ".....aren't the democrats divorced from reality.......?" referring to the NEW YORK TIMES as Satan's mouthpiece.
But if ANYONE can identify a "satan's mouthpiece" I would think a gay whore would be able to.
This by far, is my FAVORITE, most DELICIOUS White House scandalr. I am just fucking DYING to know how he had such reach around access to the White House. He was even logged in at the White House when there were NO PRESS CONFERENCES!!!! I know this story is so old it is ancient history...but damn it is funny and oh so interesting....and frankly far from being explained...
And side note, Jeff Gannon is the reason why I started bloggin in the first place.
Much love...

Please God, tell me we are still at yellow... (whew!)

I have noticed I don't see the Threat Level Color Coded chart much these days. Did Chertoff chunk it in the White House trash to opt for a new "hip" way of scaring the shit out us? Maybe you can download something to your IPod?
This was the way the Department of Homeland Security was keeping us "awares" at all times just exactly what our threat level was. I remember it mostly stayed at yellow. Which is a nice, safe, easy to digest color. Made me feel alright inside. I remember seeing it scroll across the bottom of CNN alerting us to impending doom at orange or God forbid red, or balancing our chi at yellow..I don't ever remember it being at blue or green.
Or did DHS get rid of it cause it is 'oh so gay' rainbow??? This over-homophobic administration probably thought its obvious pro-gay color chart was interferring with very anti-gay propaganda. I think I am on to something here.....