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Friday, December 23, 2005

21 Things to Remember

21 Things to Remember in the New Year....
1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never "have it all together."
8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: "When I get what I want, I will be happy."
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I've learned that ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
15. He or she who laughs......lasts.
16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.
18. Life is what's coming....not what was.
19. Success is getting up one more time.
20. Now is the most interesting time of all.
21. When things go wrong.....don't go with them.

My Last Blog Entry for a While....

This will be my last blog for a while. I have moved (well almost all the way), and I am going to be pretty busy the next week. So, I wanted to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate. May the New Year bring everyone blessings and peace. I have been VERY blessed this year. I am happy, healthy(er), maybe a little in love, and excited about 2006. (democratic house and senate would be nice...maybe an impeachment...ill keep my fingers crossed!!!)
So, to all the 3 or 4 readers of my little blog....Have a great holiday season. My thoughts and prayers are with all of you. God Bless...
and of course....

Geroge Bush is just plain bad luck......

In the space of a year, a tsunami, an earthquake, brutal storms and floods have claimed more than 300,000 lives and cost at least 100 billion dollars in damage. Humans prefer to view these catastrophes as the result of misfortune, of randomness, of the unfathomable forces of Nature, of the whim of gods or of God. But the exceptional disasters of the past 12 months raise a far more difficult question. Could mankind be to blame?

I am pretty sure it is all George Bush's fault. This guy is a black cat breaking a mirror while walking under a ladder spilling the salt on Friday the 13th.


A Call For A REAL Impeachment.......

Monday, December 19, 2005

Bono & those other two......

FINALLY !! Time Magazine picks a "Person of The Year" that is smokin' hot with perfect stubble.
Yes kiddies, Bono. U2 front man and uber humanitarian.

Friday, December 16, 2005

To Comment or Not To Comment...That is the Unanswered Question.

Poor Scott McClellan. I am sure he has to hook up to IV Zoloft before going before the press corp. The method answer that flows so seemlessly off Scotty's lips is "we do not comment on ongoing investigations", aka, "If I told you I'd have to put you in a secret CIA prison in Kurblockastanicanislav." (supposedly neither one exists).
Wonder if the President got the "we don't comment" memo. Or is that just another memo he has chosen to make paper airplanes out of? (SWHOOSH!) The President, when asked during an interview if he thought Tom DeLaunder, I mean DeLay was "innocent", replied "Yes I do."
Some say nothing short of jury tampering to comment in such a way about an on-going investigation. I say pure stupidity.
But what would Scotty say?
No Comment

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Faux News

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart slammed back at Bill O'Reilly.
Watch this hilarious clip.
Bill O'Reilly is a righteous idiot that doesn't deserve your thumb click on the remote. He is that useless.

Wonder How...

I wonder how Scott Peterson felt when he found out Tookie got the shot?
Many people fought for Tookie's life. Lots of people admired him for his work behind bars trying to keep kids out of gangs and trying to de-glorify gang life. He turned a very negative thing in his life to a positive influence in other's lives. He was even nominated for a Noble Peace Prize.
Everyone hates Scott Peterson. Wonder how good he feels about HIS life getting spared....
Good luck with that.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ann Coulter...

STORRS, Connecticut (AP) -- Conservative columnist Ann Coulter cut short a speech at the University of Connecticut amid boos and jeers, and decided to hold a question-and-answer session instead.
"I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am," Coulter told the crowd of 2,600 Wednesday.
Before cutting off her speech after about 15 minutes, Coulter called Bill Clinton an "executive buffoon" who won the presidency only because Ross Perot took 19 percent of the vote.
Coulter's appearance prompted protests from several student groups. About 100 people rallied outside the auditorium where she spoke, saying she spread a message of intolerance.

What a bitch....!!!!!!

25 Years Ago Today

John Lennon

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one..

Rove-y Boy...

When I saw this pic of the President's Rove...I couldn't help but remember that movie 'Tommy Boy' when Chris Farley put on David Spade's coat and waved his arms around singing:

"Fat guy in a little coat.....Fat guy in a little coat"

Okay, maybe I need some therapy.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

From EH to sweet...a love letter.

EH, left this little ditty on the comment section of this blog. I just felt that didn't do it justice. I wanted to post it so EVERYONE could see the hypocrisy and pure dilusion the Chimp has resorted to....
(my comments)

don't expect my entry to last long. But you have certainly earned it. I want everyone who visits this wasteland of thought to read it too.
Thanks....but here comes the good part...
Shelly, you are not welcome @ EH anymore. Oh, I am so crying right now you have no idea!! A friend tipped me to your faux name entry on your blog and your under-handed personal attack. That wasn't me, but it was funny. Some people have NO sense of humor, they are called REPUBLICANS! Honestly, I am not surprised. You can't keep up with me so you stoop to gimmicks.We don't play juvenile shell games @ EH, we don't get personal, and we don't welcome those who aren't honorable enough to know the difference. Are you serious? You have a blog entry about ugly democrats and Hillary's fat thighs. You and that fascist Helen Wheels-Off are the worst sort of demented liberal trailer trash. See, he does get personal doesn't he? Yeah, I caught her entries, too. You people don't care what lies you write or who you hurt. Fiction is fact to you and good people are mocked if they dare disagree with your inane party line. Oh, please. Gimme a fucking break. You have copius amounts of bullshit on your blog that is substanciated by dicks like NewsMax and Faux News...You and your dimwitted blonde sycophant (there he goes again!) don't respect others because you don't respect yourselves. EH is having a Dr. Phil moment...You prefer to mock people who believe in words like courage, discipline, and sacrifice. Buddy, I have sacrificed plenty in my life. Let's not go there. It's all a big joke to you. That's why you fail professionally, personally, and emotionally Hmmm..well you are certainly wrong there. People like you, sooner or later, crash and burn. Yep. Like Rush Limbaugh in an unlocked pharmacy...

How to Be a Republican.....

Happy Hump Day

The former members of the bipartisan 9/11 commission gave the president a report card full of C's, D's and F's, Mr. Bush said, "I got these grades at Yale and I still graduated." (the Borowitz )

"Al-Qaida No. 2 Urges Attacks on Oil Plants" (AP)
Okay, hang on...did I miss something? Haven't we killed this prick like 4 times already?

Secretary of State Condi Rice says "We don't torture". The world says "Liar, Liar, plants for hire". Bush says "It's PANTS on FIRE". The world says "You would know...LIAR!"

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Republicans Gone Wild. DVD only 19.95!! Payable to J. Abramoff

Sometimes we read too many political clips and overlook some amazing things staring us in the face. Among those in Monday's edition, this little factoid, culled from Sunday's San Diego Union-Tribune blockbuster digging deeper into the Duke Cunningham's relationship with "co-conspirator No. 1," a.k.a. lobbyist Brent Wilkes.
According to the U-T, Wilkes also "ran a hospitality suite, with several bedrooms, in" DC -- "first in the Watergate Hotel and then" in a Capitol Hill hotel.
Come again? A "hospitality suite with several bedrooms"?
Talk about raising more questions, including:
-- Why does a lobbyist need a "hospitality suite with several bedrooms"?
-- Who uses those bedrooms and for what?
These lobbying scandals involving Cunningham and Wilkes and Abramoff are looking more and more like a bad movie script every day. Except with one difference from the movies: this stuff actually happened.

Hmmmm...this is getting good. Girls put away your Danielle Steel and men step away from Cinemax....our congressmen and other political figures are getting down and dirty in D.C. Maybe someone can put out a video series called: "Representatives Gone Wild". It would showcase disturbing scenes Tom DeLay lifting up his shirt to show off man boobs & Duke Cunningham getting it on with Jeff Gannon. (The Duke-ster is rumored to be a closet homosexual) Maybe that is how Gannon got his White House Press Corp Pass?
Whatever happened to restoring honor and dignity to Washington?

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Holy Crap this is Funny....

Thanks Helen, (the real Helen) I stole this from your blog. Yep. I am being a lazy butt today and decided to Copy. Paste. Blog. Thanks to Earl too.

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive"', Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice, Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."

I added this:
George replies:
"Oh, OBL, you crazy bastard. Much love my Brother from another mother. Oh, BTW, shithead, thanks for the reason to kick Saddam's ass. The American people totally bought it! I would have had a hard time selling this freaking war if it wasn't for you! Im off to 'bunkport to do some fishing. Don't you go getting into more trouble now you hear? I sure would hate to have to "smoke you out". Remember when I said that? Damn that was a good 'un."