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Monday, October 23, 2006

Rush Limbaugh the OXY moron.

"I stated when I saw the ad, I was commenting to you about it, that he was either off the medication or he was acting. He is an actor, after all." Rush Limbaugh

OH no he did NOT!!!
Rush was commenting about Michael J. Fox's appearance in Clair McHaskill's (D-MO) Senate campaign ad, stressing the need for stem cell research.
I am a stem cell research supporter and a Rush Limbaugh hater, so I jumped all over this.
Rush Limbaugh is truly a disgusting piece of shit. I really hope one day he is found in the bottom of the damn ocean. He does nothing but convert oxygen to carbon dioxide. The retarded lemmings who listen to this fat fucking bastard are the ones keeping him skanking up our airwaves with is vile, to hell with them too!
And for Rush to say that the Democrats are exploiting Michael J. Fox for political gain??? I have two words to say.....

Terri Schiavo

Fuck you Rush Limbaugh. I pure....straight.....hate you.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

"Family Values" Sara Evans and her Very GOP, Homophobic, Porn-Smackin' Hubby....

First off, I don't give a rat's tail that Sara left the Dancing with the Stars.
She sucked.
Obviously, from last night's interview she KNEW previous to last week's results show that she was going to be filing for divorce and leaving. The "results show" which airs on Wednesday nights, is TAPED on the Tuesday night after the live performance. So, for Sara to say she knew before the results show, means she knew Tuesday night before she even competed.
Last week results show kicked off Willa and Maxim, (actually one of my favorites). Sara looked kind of shocked. Sara was the worst of the dancers. Willa actually did very well that night. I suspect that Sara thought she would get kicked off, then file for the divorce, and it wouldn't cause near the stir it did.
So, who cares right? She should have 1. been kicked off last week, and 2. should have left last week. But instead Willa had to Sara basically cheated Willa and Maxim out of one more attempt.
But let's politicize it....shall we??
Tom DeLay stumped for Sara in an attempt to get GOP voters/waters of Dancin' to keep Sara dancing and to vote Jerry Springer off. Here is a little 'sumpin sumpin DeLay emailed:
Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media. From singing at the 2004 Republican Convention to appearing with candidates in the last several election cycles, we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in. … One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans.

Not only has Sara been a good buddy of the GOP, but her husband has actually financially suppported the GOP.
Sara's husband is Craig T. Schelske. A one time failed Republican congressional candidate, the executive director of American Destiny , which seeks to teach children about "the role of God and Christianity in America's story," and chairman of CRAIGPAC, a political action committee that gives to Republican candidates.
Last week, Evans filed her divorce papers [PDF], accusing him of being, a porn-loving, adulterous, abusive drunk who likes to advertise on Craig's List for three-ways, anal sex and takes naked pictures of himself aroused (bo-yo-yoing!). (I know what you are thinking...and No....Craig Schelske isn't another alias of Jeff Gannon. I can see where you would make that mistake.)
Evans said Schelske "frequently watches pornography on each of [the family's] three computers," has "at least 100 photographs of [himself] posing with his erect penis" and "several photographs showing [himself] having sex with other women." Evans also accuses him of bangin the nanny. Oh, come on....that is SOOOO Jude Law...
He once refused to let Evans' Dancing With the Stars costume designer enter their Los Angeles home because he was a "Sodomite." although Schelske fished for anal sex on Craig's list....hmmm...
CRAIGPAC gave $2800 to the Friends of George Allen. Other recipients include Rep. Brian Bilbray, the California congressman who replaced disgraced Republican Randy "Duke" Cunningham earlier this year in a special election and Michele "fool for Christ" Bachmann.
Wonder who else graces the list of CraigPac.....Tom DeLay maybe?
So dance on Jerry kick ass.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Tony Snow Wants You To Trust Bush.....

First, NO!

Excerpt from Salon's The War Room by Tim Grieve:
A reporter asked the White House press secretary today if there's anything the president thinks he should have done differently with respect to North Korea. "Oh, my goodness," Snow responded. "It's a silly question."
As members of the White House press corps howled in protest, Snow said that any answer he might give would be translated into headlines saying that the Bush administration had admitted to making mistakes. "I have said this repeatedly from this podium," Snow said. "You need to give presidents the benefit of the doubt when national security is involved." (my emphasis)

Are you fucking kidding me???
Does "Lil Kim determined to attack within the United States" fall under the same "To Do List" as "Osama Bin Laden determined to attack within the United States"?
To trust THIS president with either National Security or Foreign Policy is a huge mistake. There is no oversight, there is no responsibility and no consistancy with his policies!!!

"Trust me...Im the President" doesn't work anymore.

Plus, I bet Clinton would have something to say to this...The Republicans questioned EVERY foreign policy and national security policy Clinton had!!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I See Dead People....

I think on that tombstone in the background it says:
"Here lies the hopes and dreams of the Republican Party"

Monday, October 09, 2006

North Korean Nukes...

Did North Korea really test a Nuclear Weapon ???

Okay, when Clinton was in office, North Korea's nuclear program was FROZEN.
Lil' Kim got all pissy when Bush labeled North Korea a spindle in the Axis of Evil, then Bush ignored them!!!
Just like Bush ignored Richard Clarke, the levees, The CIA, etc.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Gannon on Randi Rhodes.....Ann Coulter Bitch on Foley

Oh holy hell.... I hope to Gawd she is taking callers.....

Here is something from today...

"Coulter Nails Dems' Gay Hypocrisy

Ann Coulter cuts right to the heart of the matter of the Democrats' gay hypocrisy in the Foley affair:
We need to get a rulebook from the Democrats:
Boy Scouts — As gay as you want to be.
Priests — No gays!
Democrat politicians -Proud gay Americans.
Republican politicians - Presumed guilty.
White House Press Corps - No gays, unless they hate Bush.
Active Duty U.S. Military - As gay as possible.
Men Who Date Liza Minelli - Do I have to draw you a picture, Miss Thing?

She's brilliant!"

First off...anyone who quotes Coulter and then says "She's brilliant", definately needs a lithium drip.
Secondly, I don't think this is a GAY thing with Foley, this is an pedophilia thing with Foley....
I don't care if the man is gay...frankly it makes him more interesting in my book. But offering an under-aged Congressional Page alcohol and soliciting him for a date, (aka watching his bum "bounce up and down") is
To coin a Carlisle, "It's the child sex thing stupid!!!!"

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Faux's Foley-pas....

Oh, leave it to the brain children at Fox News to be so clever that they "accidently" labeled the man who is "never too tired to spank it" as a DEMOCRAT!!

I am sure it only caught the attention of DEMOCRATS seeing as how we only watch Fox News to "keep our enemies closer" and the Republicans who watch were too busy looking up the 'big words' in their Redneck dictionaries to catch it.

Maybe the "D" in this case stands for "douchebag"
or "defiler" or "Dirty Sanchez"....

Okay, that last one was a little much.....

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Matthew McConaughey brushes....shocker

File this under "Who Cares?"
Foley is 'im-ing' cyber sex with an under aged teen page while voting, Condi forgets she had a meeting with Tenet but the State Dept. remembers......but Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth while driving? Now that is NEWS.....
Who gives a shit....
Girls, raise your hand if you would SHAG him even if DIDN'T brush ??? I wouldn't even hesitate on that one...Hell yes I would.
(Gannon....put your hand down!)

Condi's Pants on Fire...

Tisk, tisk, tisk.....
Oh Princess Ferragamo....
I think it is time to go now....

Monday, October 02, 2006

Nice pose...Phillip....

I love those posed pictures that make it look like you are working.

Gannon on Foley...

Maybe literally..... I don't know what Jeff does in his private time....
But for shits and giggles I went to Gannon's web site to see how he is handling this one....

from www.
"The content of 54 year-old Rep. Mark Foley’s emails to a 16 year-old page is indefensible. However, there is no evidence thus far that indicates any conduct beyond creepy internet chatter.
(blah blah blah, democrats, blah blah blah)
Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid need to be careful in their pursuit of this matter. There are enough closet doors on Capitol Hill with a “D” on them that just might pop open if this becomes a partisan witch-hunt."

Oh, Jeffy. I bet you spent many an hour in those closeted doors on Capitol Hill. Wonder if Jeffy and Foley had a little rotunda rendezvous?? Is that how Jeffy got his press corp passes?
Creepy internet chatter?????
If a democrat got caught doing this same damn thing, you think for one second it would be referred to as "creepy internet chatter"?

Here is Gannon on former Gov. McGreevy:
The man McGreevey claims was his "lover" says that he was the victim of unwanted gay sexual harassment. Let's see how long it takes the GLBT crowd to decide that the "Gay American" ex-guv isn't such a hero after all but just another sexual predator using his postion of authority to get in someone's pants.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Mark Foley throws in his towel....

Mark Foley, aka Sick Bastard, resigned from Congress on Friday after some pretty seedy and frankly criminal emails/ IMs were uncovered. In the Instant Messages sent from Foley to an underage Congressional Page, Foley asks the CHILD to "measure it" referring to the Page's penis, and "where do you throw the towel", after the kid said he ejaculates into a towel, and obviously has a plaster cast fetish. I mean, who doesn't...?
First off, um, gross. We all know what the towel is for. We all know it goes DIRECTLY into the laundry. Don't want to mix it up with the hand towels or wash cloths or the towel you wrap your wet hair up in....yuck.
I imagine when the Page's mom read the IM's she was pissed thinking...."did that little shit use my lavender guest towels for 'happy time'?" Well, I guess it makes more sense than a blue dress.....
So, pending an FBI criminal investigation that will use the same laws that Foley participated in the formulation of, Foley could go to federal prison for a long time.
Foley has been heroed by the Left at times for his pro-gay agenda and for standing up for gay rights. He is endorced by the Log Cabin Republicans, who I hear throw FABULOUS parties.
Although he has had some liberal moments when voting for abortion laws and gay issues like adoption and same sex marriage, he is VERY republican and votes with conservatives most of the time.
The House Majority leaders KNEW there was a problem with Foley. But with all the Abramoffin' going on in Congress, the leaders decided to let this little fish go and try to save what little dignity they had. Remember when DeLay quit and Dreier was up for the job? (no pun intended) The GOP couldn't handle a closeted, gay man being Majority leader. Party planner, YES, Majority leader, NO.
Could you imagine a House with Dreier and Foley as leaders?? They would be playing Village People over the PA system, putting up pictures of Liza and Barbara all over the place and having their Pages walk around looking like Cabana boys. Throw in a Gannon or two and we have a full on Rainbow Coalition, if you catch my drift.
It sure is fun to watch these Repukes self-distruct.....
Bring it on Rover....I'm wating for your October surprise.....